@topaz_kell: Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?
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@somelightcrying: [Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. "Snow White?" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan.
@ParanoidParker: When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"
@Underchilde: The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside.