@tigersgoroooar: gonorrhea would’ve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine.
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@TheAlexNevil: Just bought a new pair of running shoes. Very excited to see how they look on the highest shelf in the closet.
@AcrimoniousClwn: Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place.
@geniusindisgize: If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah