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@ibid78: [good cop] admit you stole those diamonds
[suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they're mine
[dog cop] Jim he has a point

[good cop] admit you stole those diamonds
[suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they’re mine
[dog cop] Jim he has a point

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