@WouldbeAllen: Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am.
Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear?
Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?
@corinnemlwsw: I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable.
@julieklausner: I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun
@Playing_Dad: I put the tomatos and the ketchup right next to each other in my refrigerator just so all the food knows I have no mercy
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