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@SteveSuckington: Good cop: license and registration please

Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding

Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad.

Good cop: license and registration please

Perp: I’m sorry was I speeding

Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I’m dad.

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