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@david8hughes: Good cop: we found her body in the river
Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it

Good cop: we found her body in the river
Cop who doesn’t want people knowing he can’t swim: I was sick that day otherwise I’d have found it

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