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@Sickayduh: Good cop: You have the right to remain silent

Girlfriend cop: What's wrong? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad? I hate when you're lik

Good cop: You have the right to remain silent

Girlfriend cop: What’s wrong? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad? I hate when you’re lik

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