@Be___Dope: Knuckle tats:
(I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)
@TheSharona06: At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item
Cashier: Are these good?
Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering
@Whitnuts: My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud.
Weren't expecting that, huh?
Racist.
@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What are you doing?!
5-year-old: Hugging my sister.
Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle.
5:
Me:
5: The good ones do.
COMMENTS