@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
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@Whitnuts: My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.
@tomipuff: I wish cartoons would have prepared me for working and doing taxes instead of, like, quicksand