@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
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@DanMentos: FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone
@AthenaMystique: I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?
@WeissBrandon: If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups.
@LurkAtHomeMom: If my 6 year old tells me someone was "mean to him" I never know if they stole his bike or tried to cook him a healthy meal.