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@Book_Krazy: Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast]

Him: How did you get in my house?

Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] 

Him: How did you get in my house?

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