@shkeeber: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!
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@SortaBad: No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch