@chrissyteigen: good morning
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@phxguy88: I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war.
@iwearaonesie: *pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos?
@runawaycupcake: Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests.