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@Death_Buddy: "Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"

Sir are you a shark in disguise?

*sharks fake eyebrows slide off*

“Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park”

Sir are you a shark in disguise?

*sharks fake eyebrows slide off*

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