@Jandalize: Good morning to everyone except people that sit right beside me when there are lots of other seats open.
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@Tommytoughstuff: Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me.
@eyeswidebutt: [hanging out w mob] "Tony sleeps with the fishes" *they all laugh* [self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys
@gwatts77: I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale.