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@willmenaker: Good Morning.
@Marlebean: My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath.
The walls, too.
Yup, and ceiling.
@ryangriffiths: Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind.
@WildeThingy: Gabriel "Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"
God "Trust me. It will be hilarious."
@smedlee: The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse.
@Its_Miss_Riss: Just saw a fully functional phone booth with an intact yellow pages; so, yeah, I know a thing or two about time travel.