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@3sunzzz: My sign? I'm a Zebra, no grey areas for me. Narrator: Ursula was indeed a Libra. She often confused astrology with zoology.
@BradBroaddus: My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
@CrystalMoon214: About to go out and make some foreign dude's night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I'll be ordering.