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@murrman5: good news and bad news. bad news is the dog pissed on the bed
"we don't have a dog"
*smiles getting ready to deliver the good news*

good news and bad news. bad news is the dog pissed on the bed
“we don’t have a dog”
*smiles getting ready to deliver the  good news*

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