@shariv67: Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.
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@MadamBetteNoire: Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table.
@ValeeGrrl: Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.