@shariv67: Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.
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@BlaineKy: I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live...
@ch000ch: hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said "hope we don't die haha" at the same time and i jinxed him
@TrendsZim: Zimbabweans have dismissed Mugabe rumour saying "Mugabe cannot have a heart attack. He doesnt have a heart."