@shariv67: Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.
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@LeBearGirdle: Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
@welone1: Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes.
@KateWhineHall: Yesterday I watched a clip about a 71-year-old female body builder. Today I used my pants as a napkin because the couch was too far from the kitchen.