@Cyd10e: Good News: You mean the world to me.
Bad News: The world is pretty lousy right now.
@GreenishDuck: Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi.
@HousewifeOfHell: Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though.
@BoogTweets: [at the gym]
wheat: *flexing* you like what you see babe?
*shredded wheat walks by*
@GinAndJif: My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly.
Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again.
@AndyAsAdjective: 7YR OLD: daddy, what does "despacito" mean?