@Cyd10e: Good News: You mean the world to me.
Bad News: The world is pretty lousy right now.
@geowizzacist: 3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob.
Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob
@girlwithatail: This woman's "I'm deleting my Facebook" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start.
@ThisOneSayz: 3yo: play it again!
Me: I can't, baby
*3yo throws epic fit*
Radio, you're tearing this family apart.
@Kyle_Lippert: I'm having one of those days where I feel like the single soggy onion ring that somehow made it into an order of french fries.
@DannyZuker: Thank you for saying, "I'm just being honest" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it.