@Cyd10e: Good News: You mean the world to me.
Bad News: The world is pretty lousy right now.
@GianDoh: Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.
@itweetmaya: If Obama wins I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins I'm leaving the country.
This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel.
@Kauaibride: so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.
@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem]
"BURN THE WITCH"
U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH
"No, Frank, at the stake"
[quickly lighting torch]
Right, I knew that.
@CatherineLMK: How come when someone says “we need to talk” it’s never about ice cream or Star Wars?