@Cyd10e: Good News: You mean the world to me.
Bad News: The world is pretty lousy right now.
@amhw: Coffee: Because when you're groggy and barely coherent, the first thing you should do is handle a scalding hot cup of liquid.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero?
5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy.
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep
@nv7281: If "The Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones.
@anylaurie16: 7 yo son asked how Grandpa got lung cancer. I said, "Well, he quit a long time ago, but for many many years, Grandpa played Minecraft."