@pharmasean: Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels
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@AimeeHelene1: At a red light: Me: *turns to face car next to me* *rolls down window* Guy: *looks* Me: *loudly sings song* *dances* G: *panicked look*
@T_Bonezzz_: [ First Date ] Her: OMG, I've been talking about myself all night. Tell me a little bit about yourself.. Me: HODOR...
@awkwardphilippe: HER: deeper ME: I can't do it captain, the thrusters are already at full power HER: get off me