@OneFunnyMummy: Good things come to those who don’t make mommy lose her shit.
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@PFTompkins: We are watching “It” from last year and not for nothin’ but Pennywise is mostly very bad at his job.
@michel_lesann: 10 years of ninja training, and now all I use it for is to quietly unwrap candies when the kids are in the other room.
@stevezorz: Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.