@jazmasta: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches.
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@audipenny: I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride
@ArfMeasures: LEADER: Welcome to Sarcasm Club ME: I thought this was Gullible Club L: No..but we're all SO happy you're here M: That's so nice thanks!
@Rebelling_Jyn: Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere.