@ibid78: "Goodnight moon."
*Moon takes out one earbud*
"No, Pepsi is not ok."
@AnkCoupleTO: "Time is of the essence"
Twitter: Hahaha nope
@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again.
@TwoSapphiresBlu: "May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."
@ItalianBratikus: White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist.
@DaddyJew: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA THINK YOUR FRIEND IS REALLY CUTE