@ibid78: "Goodnight moon."
*Moon takes out one earbud*
"No, Pepsi is not ok."
@njlitigator: Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in??
@tarashoe: a proper response to girl calling "amy?" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE
@jonnysun: *hears a sound*
haha lol wat if its a ghost
*5 hours later*
wwhat if it was a ghost
@LnL245: Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids.
@Spaziotwat: I'm biased: I have four buttocks.