@lawblob: Goodnight Moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of shit
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@Vodkantots: [on first date] Him: What's your sign? Me: Vertigo Him: You mean Virgo? Me: I mean your stupid fucking questions are making me dizzy.