@lawblob: Goodnight Moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of shit
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@AndrewNadeau0: DATE:I have 2 kids ME:I love kids! D:Good! They- M:Wait, the human or goat kind? D: M:*Trying to contain excitement* Is-is it the goat kind?
@SteveDutzy: I hate killing bugs so instead I spend hours trying to get it in a cup so I can toss it outside after accidentally taking off 3 of its legs.
@Sanbel11: *goes shopping without makeup and a hair in the messy bun* "Hi everybody I ever met since 1999"