@juliussharpe: Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, "I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"
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@MartaEffing: I don't understand how wild bears can eat all that salmon without a squeeze of lemon and some sea salt.
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.