@Dr_Dweezil: google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic
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@ImHopel3ss: Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find.
@niks27_shah: I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE ?"
@EtobicokeErnie: Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings. What the hell is leftover beer?