@Dr_Dweezil: google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic
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@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
@JasonBerlin: Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs.
@Fickle_Filly: Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet.