@markleggett: Google+ is not a "ghost town", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun.
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@ThoughtOtter: *hears crying* *finds baby in dumpster* *sees large box full of N64 games* *looks around* "You didn't see anything, baby." *takes box*
@D2BMcG: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
@iGreenMonk: The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality.