@markleggett: Google+ is not a "ghost town", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun.
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@SuperApple80: If I had a dragon, I’d be the coolest chick on my street for at least 45 seconds before everyone saw me fall off my dragon.
@iRowlf: I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful. "Sir, those are Band-Aids." Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some.
@aLunchBox: I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying.
@KateWhineHall: Remember back when we knew the 7- or 10-digit phone numbers for ALL our friends and family. Now the only phone number I know is 911.