@SortaBad: Google isn't much help if you can't think of the word 'zebra'
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@shahrouzt: The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
@IGotsSmarts: My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
@iLikeCatShirts: Me [trying to sound intellectual]: okay, okay which came first turkey the bird or Turkey the *points at map*