@SortaBad: Google isn't much help if you can't think of the word 'zebra'
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@TheTweetOfGod: Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.
@anhonestmess: A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds.
@1Happytwit: This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before.