@heatherlou_: Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.
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@JasonLastname: Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?
@stephenjmolloy: [Man starts having a heart attack on a United flight] Attendant: "Is there a doctor on board?" Ian: "I'm a-" *gets dragged off the flight*
@DadInUtah: 6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?