@i_wasnt_looking: Google needs a "you really don't want to know" search answer.
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@SuperApple80: My son is currently eating Spaghettios with chopsticks and that’s not even the weirdest thing he’s done all day.
@Talk_To_The_Hat: I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
@weinerdog4life: I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car.
@therealeatwood: MUGGER: Yo give me your wallet ME: Stand back! I have a black belt in Shaq Fu MUGGER: Huh? ME: Hiii-YAH! [badly misses a free throw]