@i_wasnt_looking: Google needs a "you really don't want to know" search answer.
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@abysmalkittybee: I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems.
@weismanjake: Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
@PabloGSerski: I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert.
@Cheeseboy22: It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.