@librarianfonz: Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water.
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@oigoabuya: My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up. So I packed my bags and right left away !
@InternetHippo: narrator: sparta was a martial society where boys started military training as early as age 7 me (through a mouthful of pasta): HELL YEAH THATS (out of breath now) how things ought to be
@ThaJawn: *breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it