@TheFakeCNN: GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin.
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@Prof_Hinkley: *my windows are foggy and my car is rocking in the McDonald's parking lot but it's just me inside eating Big Macs*
@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.
@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?