@TheFakeCNN: GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin.
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@WigCannon: before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do
@WilliamAder: To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."