@BillPelicanBros: Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians.
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@Bill_Nye_Tho__: there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now
@sammyrhodes: Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5.
@Marcmywords2: Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports.