@JessicaNorthey: Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar
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@jergarl: After walking 500 miles and then 500 more, it turns out the door was mediocre at best. 3/5 stars.
@celestinelea90: Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene
@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.