@Mr_Kapowski: Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head.
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@Iwriteforcats: The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT.
@DanaSchwartzzz: the best part of Fight Club is how some guys saw Edward Norton punching himself in a parking lot and thought "hell yeah i'm on board"
@TurnpikeTony: I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18.
@1followernodad: Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away.