@scorpicpanda: Me: "OMG, my abs are so sore!"
12: (sarcastically) "What abs?"
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
@MichaelaOkla: I realize I’m struggling with this phase of my life but in my defense I wasn’t planning on living this long
@Brianhopecomedy: "Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."
- my 2 year old
@MatCro: [meeting]
DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI
PRODUCER: Yes!
D: A huge cast
P: Agreed!
D: Realistic family photos
P: We don't have the budget
@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.
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