@myonlymizztake: Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons.
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@StellaRtwot: We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes.
@AndyAsAdjective: "I missed you today." "Awwww I missed you too." *both frantically reload dueling pistols*