@LeahTiscione: Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo
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@Tmoney68: This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "The CAT scan results are in and they have confirmed my suspicions." Me: "Okay, I'm ready." Doctor: "You're not a cat."
@JackalAnon: So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.