@ScottLinnen: Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur.
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@TheRolo: I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you.
@_The_Man__: Wife: the library called about an overdue book *eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life* "Tell them I died in the moon wars"