@ScottLinnen: Got bucked off my high horse. Now I only have contusions of grandeur.
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@dreamthievin: Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl
@TheOneTrueDisco: On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid.
@Super_Cynthia: I KEPT MY CAPS LOCK ON WHEN I SEARCHED RECIPES FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS IN MY KITCHEN
@cervixsmash: Mobile tweeting with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank