@brennadine: Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping.
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@chrissyteigen: I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
@Dutch_50: Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?
@longwall26: "My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor." -- inventor of the frisbee