@BradBroaddus: Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night.
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@thepunningman: A Starbucks was robbed at gunpoint this afternoon. The culprits are still at venti.
@MikeZakarian: Anxiety = waiting to see if the middle seat will stay unoccupied as people are boarding your flight.
@scorpiusryan21: My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions