@TheRobCee: Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying "poop deck" & snickering.
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@DadandBuried: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@TeaPainUSA: Kelly Ayotte says "Donald Trump is absolutely a role model for kids." She's right, kids don't pay taxes either.
@1BigMick: If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
@mofrorock: Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD