@TheRobCee: Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying "poop deck" & snickering.
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@WheelTod: How to tell you’ve had a successful business meeting: 1) You ate free food 2) You said one thing that was confusing enough to sound intelligent 3) You left with no assigned action items
@fsuflores: I feel so bad for all these women that give me their phone numbers and when I call the line has been disconnected This economy is ruthless.
@GreenishDuck: Was gonna climb over some guy's arm but then I noticed he had a barbed wire tattoo on it.