@Home_Halfway: Got kicked out of a mosh pit again for petting people's hair
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@MarcusTheToken: Alright white people, had to Google "totes" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out.
@darrinfb: You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them.
@omgthatspunny: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.