@AndrewChamings: Got kicked out of my motorcycle gang again for trying to sell essential oils
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@EliHansenMusic: I'm at my most immature when girls misspell "cologne" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells
@shatterpants: When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers.
@heatherlou_: *slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*
@Cheeseboy22: I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog.