@Nahdude83: Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.
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@AndrewNadeau0: My favorite part of The Little Mermaid is when Ariel signs a contract fully aware of the terms then kills the other party to get out of it.
@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
@mommy_cusses: Let me tell you how you lost this game according to these rules I've just made up. -Kids when you play board games together.
@ohpegah: [playing with a Ouija board with my dog] Board: B A L L Me: I know that's you moving it! Stop! Board: T R E A T S