@Tmoney68: Got kicked out of the karaoke bar last night for getting 3 women pregnant when I sang Careless Whisper.
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@TheToddWilliams: [interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words
@wolfmannjr: Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again
@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.