@thejessbess: Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade.
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@MichaelTrying: Yet another "No DMs" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated.
@salamingia: Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!
@Karissajem: Me: I have a memory like an elephant. Him: Elephants get drunk all the time and forget everything too? Me: Yes.