@WilliamAder: Got my flu shot and now everyone in Walgreens knows my safe word.
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@TheMichaelRock: News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though.
@Zwolf666: My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth.
@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.