@WilliamAder: Got my flu shot and now everyone in Walgreens knows my safe word.
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@Mr_Bum_to_You: I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
@kimwilliamz: The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
@SortaBad: John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough
@Dutch_50: I sharpened all my kitchen knives today. Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial.