@Brianhopecomedy: Got really excited when my wife said she was going to teach me something new in the bedroom until she started folding a fitted sheet.
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@Home_Halfway: "Neighbor"- person next door "Neigh! Brrrr!!" - cold horse :(
@TheBeerGuy73: *smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*
@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies
@KalvinMacleod: Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine
@therepoguy: Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking.
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