@Smooheed: Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English
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@rockymomax: [bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?
@sgothreau: What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.
@Coolhand_Comedy: May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning
@ExcuseMyTweets: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.