@Smooheed: Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English
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@Hobo_Splendido: For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD, "How to Succeed as a Con Man."
@JKickinit30: You can't control what people say or do. The only thing you can control is how much accelerant to use.
@Underchilde: Sometimes I put a “for sale” sign in my neighbor’s yard and pray the power of suggestion works.