@Smooheed: Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English
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@Contwixt: You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program.
@thatcarlygirl: [cashier training, day 1] "Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."
@rickolantern: I wish there was something called the pizza/enchilada/beer diet where you lost weight. Cause I'm on it and that's not what's happening.
@HeavyRaines17: Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely.