@JizzleLizzle: Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look
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@brianbowman73: We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first.
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@fro_vo: Abe Lincoln: write this down Mary: ok Abe Lincoln: fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth…okay read it back Mary: this down