@JizzleLizzle: Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look
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@MiniiG: If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend
@ClickBaite: [SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Bourgeoisie ME: Really? W o w JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U
@HatfieldAnne: Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs.
@MommaUnfiltered: The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years.