@STACEYNIGHTMARE: Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up.
@moxieblogger: Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no.
@Book_Krazy: *Breaks glass to steal Mona Lisa* You crazy? Security will hear us Security: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? NOTHING Security: ALRIGHT
@BlindChow: "I want to put a baby in you," I whisper to the microwave over the sound of the infant crying next door.