@STACEYNIGHTMARE: Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me.
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@BryceElder: Heard a guy talking about Belgian whistles. "A basic website costs 10k, or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles," he said. Belgian whistles.