@STACEYNIGHTMARE: Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me.
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@lecalabara: If I would brush my teeth as vigorously as the people in the toothpaste commercials do, my sink would look like a murder scene.
@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
@PhilJamesson: A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]