@TheCatWhisprer: Got the dermatologist recommended detergent and dryer sheets and I'm pretty sure it would've been cheaper to just buy a whole new body.
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@Feisty___One: I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?..
@thesulk: Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.