@TheCatWhisprer: Got the dermatologist recommended detergent and dryer sheets and I'm pretty sure it would've been cheaper to just buy a whole new body.
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@Dawn_M_: Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
@WesTheFatKid: Pro tip: "Hold my drink" is not a proper response to "License and registration, please." ...... apparently.
@Freudianscript: I'm not real good at talking my way out of trouble, since it's the talking that got me in to trouble in the first place.